"I was told later that I managed to swear constantly and without repetition for forty minutes. While I suspect exaggeration on the part of those forced to sit and listen to my heartfelt outpouring, I am nevertheless proud to have found ways to express disappointment and frustration never before thought of or considered."
-Richard Hammond, upon losing the North Pole race.
“Dangling a carrot in front of a donkey’s eyes so he can see it but not eat it, and therefore get him to struggle hard in vain? Hehe… master, you’re terrible!”
-Desire Demon Delia, Warlock of the Magus World